
It's official (I think): spearheaded by the genius of Marcus the Elf, sausage has beaten bacon in the meat bracket.
As the old butcher Sausage-Holger, played by the brilliant Ole Thestrup, says in the Danish hit movie The green butchers: Sausages have always fascinated me... there's something almost mythological about killing an animal, and then humiliating it by stuffing it into its own intestines...
I think the most fascinating part of this project is the follow-up questions offered by the poll site. Are you concerned over China's Anti-Satellite Weapons Test? No, you cretin, I just want to vote sausage over bacon. Get your priorities straight!
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